Whereas Death has committed repeated acts of

Waragainst Humankind;

Therefore be it Resolved by the Geeks in Cyberspace Assembled,

that the state of War between Humans andDeath

which has thus been thrust upon Humanity

is hereby formally declared;

and that Heloise Chin, Pinup Grrrl for the Geek Rapture,

be authorized and directed to wage the conflict by kickstarting a

benevolent Singularity;

and to bring theWar against Death to a successful termination

the entire intellectual and creative forces of the Geeks

and the resources of the Tech Moguls

are hereby pledged by Heloise Chin.